Monday, April 13, 2015

Monday Mischief: Ninja Training School


I bet you didn't know that I am a Ninja.  Yep.  It's true.  I am a Ninja that moves at the speed of light; so fast that you can't photograph me and so silent that you never hear me coming.  I blend in with my surroundings, I move swiftly in the night, I - oh who am I kidding?  I'm a french bulldog in a Ninja Turtle costume who honks louder than a freight train.  I wear this garb to distract my humans from the reality of the situation:  I am in Ninja Training School.


Hold your horses, I know what you're thinking:  "what in tarnation is this girl thinking?  how is a honking French Bulldog with no thumbs going to become the world's most dangerous assassin?"  Well, the good news I am only trying to assassinate the backyard lizards not looking to assassinate anyone (lawyer's edit).  The bad news (for you) is that I am learning to steal your food right off your fork without you noticing.  Pretty slick, right?

Today's lesson, as you can see above, is the secret Ninja hypnotic stare.  When I use it on you, you cannot resist the urge to give me all of the food on your plate.  I jump at your side and emit my hypnotic stare until I have eaten all of the food at the table.  You are I am getting sleepy, very sleepy.  Time for a nap.  What Ninja-worthy mischief have you gotten into recently?  I'd love to replicate it in my home hear all about it in the comments.


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24 comments:

  1. Oh that ninja stare is super powerful! Here - here's all my lunch!!

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    1. LOL! Excellent - the plan is working! Now, how about your dinner?

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  2. BOL! Good luck on your journey to becoming a master ninja Daisy! I think it should work out well with that hypnotic stare thing you got going on.

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    1. BOL thanks for the encouragement, friend! I don't mess around when it comes to food!

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  3. Too too cute! Made me laugh out loud.

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  4. That is so cute! And that ninja stare... man, that works! Reading this while eating my lunch and I just handed the dog a bite, no questions asked! (Too bad Rita was the one to benefit from that and not you, Daisy!)

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  5. You are too funny! I absolutely love the ninja costume on you! Don't worry about what those other ninjas do. Best the best loud, slobbery, hyptnotic-staring ninja you can be :) Perhaps the world of ninjas is ready for these sorts of innovations!
    -Purrs from your friends at www.PlayfulKitty.net

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    1. Thanks friend! I am going to take the ninjas by storm!

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  6. You make an adorable ninja! I can see why your ninja stare is so effective.

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  7. I like the mask... hides the identity of the guilty.
    LeeAnna at not afraid of color

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  8. Daisy, you really honk louder than a freight train? :) Maybe you should use your honking skills to distract the humans during dinner and then - when they're up looking for the train - run over and steal their food off their plates? Or, you could just keep up that hypnotic stare. My lowriders like to call that the corgi mind meld. Of course, all the corgis are planning to take over the world (scary)...

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    1. I like the way you think! Maybe, your corgis and I could join forces and hit the humans with a double threat: horn honks and mind melds. We would be unstoppable! We will plot to take over the world - right after I eat this sandwich....

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  9. Well you are just the cutest Ninja that I have ever seen!

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    1. Aww thank you friend! So glad that you stopped by! Now, about your food...

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  10. OMG! Daisy you are so cute!!! I'm so happy to have found you... we think you make the most awesomest ninja ever!!

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    1. Thank you! So glad that you found me! I am working on becoming the best food-stealing-ninja EVER!

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