I bet you didn't know that I am a Ninja. Yep. It's true. I am a Ninja that moves at the speed of light; so fast that you can't photograph me and so silent that you never hear me coming. I blend in with my surroundings, I move swiftly in the night, I - oh who am I kidding? I'm a french bulldog in a Ninja Turtle costume who honks louder than a freight train. I wear this garb to distract my humans from the reality of the situation: I am in Ninja Training School.
Hold your horses, I know what you're thinking: "what in tarnation is this girl thinking? how is a honking French Bulldog with no thumbs going to become the world's most dangerous assassin?" Well, the good news I am
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