You Might Be a Frenchie If...

Happy #FrenchieFriday everyone!  To celebrate my most favorite day of the week, I put together a list to help you determine whether or not you are in fact a Frenchie.   If you can check off one or more of these, you very well might be a Frenchie:
1.  Humans often mistake you for a pig.

2.  You are constantly surrounded by the smell of an egg fart.  I mean sulfur, surrounded by the smell of sulfur.

3.  Your humans had to you an extra wide food bowl so that your head wouldn’t get stuck while you ate.  Not that I would know anything about this.  Moving right along….

4.  If you spin around on your butt too fast you tip over.

5.  If you spend too long pooping and the wind blows too hard you tip over.  This totally happened to a friend, not to me.

6.  If you are running really fast on the tile and try to stop, your brakes fail and you roll (slide) into the wall.  Or tip over.  Enough with the tipping over already!

7.  Anytime is food time.

8.  Same as #7.

9.  Your snoring keeps your humans up at night.  Not that you would know because you’re sleeping, of course.

10.  Your selfies look something like this

Know of some more ways to tell whether you might be a Frenchie?  Leave a comment or send me a Tweet @DaisyFrenchie