I love building with Legos. I build towers and castles and bridges...so many things to create! But, since I have little paws, I am restricted to using the Lego Duplo blocks.
That's when I sneak into my older human brother's room. He has an amazing Lego box filled with the tiniest of Legos. Oh, they smell delicious!
I look to the left.
And then I look to the right. I have to make sure that no one is watching.
And then I strike. Fast like white lightning! I go in for the kill - the Legos are mine! All mine!
I stop for a minute to survey the goods. Oh, what a wonderful bounty of Legos I have stolen!
My favorite is rolling the Legos around in my mouth, especially the little ones. The smaller the better, because then I can hide them in my jowls and make my humans pull them out one by one. (Sidenote: if you look closely, you will see some Shih-Tzu legs in this photo. My sisters are supposed to be working lookout).
Of course, my older human brother has to tell the big human. And then I have to sit in the corner for eating the Legos, because if you do the crime, you do the time - apparently. Don't worry, I'll
Next time, I have to swoop in like the White Lightning that I am, steal the goods, and make my escape. And when my older human brother complains that some Legos are missing, I'll just blame the pug.